This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

555 reviews
Content rating
PEGI 12
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Content rating
PEGI 12
Prominent Gambling Imagery
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About this game

Welcome to This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - a unique incremental idle clicker where you flip cards to earn money, grow your hand, buy new decks, unlock powerful upgrades, discover new cards, and more. Can you defeat the Jester and escape the carnival?
Steam: Very Positive, 89%

GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.

ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with the Jester to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? But this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?
Flip cards, grow your deck, earn upgrades, and defeat the Jester
Updated on
Oct 28, 2026
Available on
Android, Windows

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  • This app may collect these data types
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  • Data is encrypted in transit

Ratings and reviews

533 reviews
A1C3
October 3, 2026
pretty worth it good unique kinda idle like game i like what i am seeing right now. update: i finished the game in 2 days, its pretty addicting i really like its mechanics its "unique" though i think mass upgrade button is needed because upgrading each hand one by one is kinda "tiring" im hoping to see more updates in the future maybe like new bosses? a different area perhaps? im getting ahead of myself
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Hyper Baroque
September 28, 2026
It will eventually hit shallow once you get to the end. Stay with me: you're gonna mostly enjoy getting to the real ending. The end game takes some analysis of the mechanics of card merging, and I don't feel like spoiling any of that for you.
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Mack Flynt
June 19, 2026
while the game itself is very fun and unique in comparison to other incrementals you can very easily tell that this port was lazily done with little to no account for screen size. it'd probably play better on tablets which I believe was their original intent but even on the screen of my pixel 10 XL the buttons are small enough to dampen the experience.
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